Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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