I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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