It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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