I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
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