question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Randomize
