It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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