my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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