I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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