she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
how drunk are you?
Several
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Randomize
