How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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