How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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