i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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