I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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