Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Randomize