How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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