Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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