Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
