i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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