Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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