Your tits are I can't wait for
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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