it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Randomize
