Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
how drunk are you?
Several
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Randomize
