Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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