and next time when you feel me up, do it right
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
it was like eating out sand paper
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
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