Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I'm like, not good at living.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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