He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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