I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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