butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize
