I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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