Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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