i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
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