you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Houston, we have a squirter
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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