Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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