Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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