so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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