I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
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