So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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