you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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