Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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