dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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