That's intense
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Randomize
