Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
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