I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
now i know why i became what i already was.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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