So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
