He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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