Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I love having hate sex.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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