I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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