There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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