i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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