I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
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