Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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