Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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