its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
