Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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